The Juicer

As we were driving down to Costco - the greatest toystore to all humankind - in order to return a juicer that my friend bought (you know, the kind advertised by that super healthy 150 year old man), another friend of mine said something interesting.
And I quote, "my smartass tried to juice a banana."

On another note...
I got a random email today from a chic I haven't heard from in several years. I wonder how she found my email address...
Anyway, I don't know what to do about this new-found old friend. She's cute. And sexy. And oh so very delicious. Gawd!