Can't start a fire
So I got this portable firepit for Christmas / Welcome Home gift.
It was great when we had a Christmas party with 50 people. Because people were oozing out to the backyard on a cold night, and I had this firepit to keep people warm.
Of course the one problem I have... I can't start a damn fire!
I can easily start a campfire with a box of matches and a few twigs and some logs.
But I can't start a damn fire with a 30-minute burning Duralog firestarter, bottle of lighter fluid, and a damn bundle of logs that they sell at Albertsons.
WTF?!?!?!?
That's actually the firestarter burning.
Even after 30 minutes of that flame, the log never caught on fire!
Even after 30 minutes of that flame, the log never caught on fire!

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