Relationship

So I have this one friend...

We give interesting gifts to each other.
.....lately it's been more of him giving me interesting gifts.

So here it is.
This Christmas gift.
.....along with the traditional Dilbert calendar-giving that started two (2) years ago.

A long-range nerf rifle with tripod and scope. Comes with two magazines and front quarter of the rifle breaks off to an extra pistol.
AND
A side-arm with an optical sight (it's like a laser sight)

Sweeet!